May 2011
My children must love Harry Potter, if they don't,...
lucygron:
sweetkilljoys:
AND THEN THEY WILL NOT HAVE TO LOVE HARRY POTTER - THEY WILL BE HARRY POTTER.
gpoy
TFLN
(806): He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
April 2011
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
things i don't care about:
imjustaboywithadream:
british royalty
their wedding
This
That awkward moment when you are reading Twilight...
memyselfandbob:
She obviously hasn’t seen Mean Girls.
The awkward moment when one of parents sit by you...
the-antichrist-superstar:
Oh god, no!
Am I a man who dreamt of being a butterfly, or am I a butterfly dreaming that I...
– Zhuang Tzu
I love how focused snakes look. You look at, say, an iguana and they’re...
– raisedbymoogles on reptiles
I would rather sit in the open air, for no dust gathers on the grass, unless...
– Henry David Thoreau - Walden (via near-lifeexperience)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(609): Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night.
Sounds familiar…
PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!
PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON GLEE!PATTI LUPONE IS GONNA BE ON...
The new DH trailer shows Molly kneeling over...
Don't lie, you all had a Twilight phase.
therealescapator:
simmant-snapewife:
they-say-im-a-dreamer:
#LETS JUST PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED
LIES
>.>
<.<
Texts from Last Night
(801):Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Texts from Last Night
(403):Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend