New drinking game: every time they play "Chariots...
On this day...
On July 31, 1964, the American space probe Ranger 7 transmitted pictures of the moon’s surface. (via The New York Times)
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Kiss my ass. This is a Holy site for the Polish people. Show some respect.– Romney spokesman Rick Gorka responding to reporters shouting questions to Mitt Romney in Poland
”Right now the United States and China are tied in total medals....– Stephen Colbert
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to...– Lynn Lavner
In controversy, the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for...– Buddha
”Satan is such a messy eater. I say take all the babies you want, mister,...– Stephen Colbert